About

I’m Sheila.

And this is the part where I should mention my writing skills are over-the-moon good. That I weave spectacularly inventive creative that turns readers on with the rare pleasure of reading something that means something and brings them joy. I should also mention that I am so beyond chill—even during a two-week power blackout in August, I’m a cucumber on ice. As you might imagine, I also have a single-spaced list of unexpected hobbies.

Some of that stuff is true, by the way.

Although, where I truly excel is in consistently producing outcomes that exceed my client’s expectations. Thus far, I’ve managed to exceed the expectations of at least five banks, a car manufacturer, two brokerage houses, quite a lot of cosmetic companies, an NFL team, three computer companies, eight Medicare HMOs, two Pay TV giants—and the best supermarket chain in LA.

And if I don’t stop now, I’ll end up writing about myself in the third person.

Instead, let’s talk about YOU.

.